33 years and I just turned 35

Got a whole bunch. But my favs...

Confuzzlement (a state of confusion and puzzlement) or as a substitute confrused

What in the name of Captain Crunch? (instead of WTF when i was trying to stop swearing)

Teefus- jacked up teeth, an monsterous overbite or gold teeth or fronts

president of the Noasitol crew- Nosital = No Ass At All

 "Yes, I will tell God you said hi. No, I can't get you in." Just kidding! I want something simply like a line from one of my poems...haven't decided which one yet and this is provided that I am not cremated. LOL